SD was a “special needs” adoption. She had a cleft palate, and her speech was delayed. (She’s making up for it now, boy howdy.) The state we live in more…
When a Lost Career Means a Lost Self
It may be that we don’t realize how much self-worth we derive from our work until we’re shown the door. It’s a dizzying sensation. And when you realize your age means you won’t ever get another job like the one you lost, it’s a punch in the chest. more…
Compartmentalize, Duh
It’s amazing it took me so long to realize that it’s not just okay to compartmentalize, it’s really important. more…
Mini-Me. Except a Girl. From China.
SD tickles the hell out of me. I call her Mini-Me, and it’s hard to believe the extent to which it’s true. more…
Cat Matchmaking: That’s a Nope
I haven’t talked about our cats yet. more…
Time: Little Kids Don’t Believe in It
Kids and time. Yeesh.
Take a kid who normally understands what you say pretty perfectly, and try to get her out of the house. It’s a Universal Translator fail as your “Hurry up! We have to leave NOW!” reached her ears “$d%)& #0! W^ &( #%G&X@ XNF!,” if it reaches them at all.
How’d I Ever Wind Up in the Gig Economy?
I’m definitely not the brightest Baby Boomer I’ve ever met—for example, I never secured myself enough money to retire—but I have learned two things more…
No, I’m Not Her Grandfather
I’ve actually been accused of being my young daughters’ grandpa less frequently than I expected, but every time it happens, it does sting. My white hair is probably the tell. All over the interwebs are articles about how my situation is part of a trend of older fathers—especially adopters. Late-blooming baby boomers like me.
I was 51 when we adopted FD. (Everybody out of the gene pool!) more…
Yes, Cheese…Sorry…Please
We are grateful for Daiya.
There are only two things this particular vegan misses: Bacon and cheese (even better if they’re together in an broiled open-top sandwich). It’s worth noting my arteries don’t agree; they’re happy the way things are.
Vegan bacon? That’s a nope. Sure, there are vegan “bacons,” but as tasty as they can be, they’re nothing at all like that greasy, salty, diaphanous, crunchy, delicious evil non-vegans eat. (Feel free to correct me if you know otherwise.)
Cheese, though, is a far bigger deal to me, and for years we missed it painfully. more…
I’m Moving This Chart’s Clip to Red
SD’s just wrapping up kindergarten and we have come to truly hate the so-called clip-chart system her elementary school uses. Maybe you know this system, introduced in 2009 by a company called New Management as “A Simple Discipline Strategy for Promoting Positive Behavior.” It’s unfortunately been adopted by schools across the country. more…